Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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