that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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