Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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