he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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