So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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