similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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