Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Pooping to opera.
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