Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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