so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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