I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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