You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
