Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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