We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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