Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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