It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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