She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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