The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize