Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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