I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
