why didn't you poke me back
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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