she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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