Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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