She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I need a beard to bite.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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