butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so let's talk penis.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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