I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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