she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
