The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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