There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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