I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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