We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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