how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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