Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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