i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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