So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
