doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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