Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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