I have demons in me.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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