Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
