Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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