We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just google imaged poop.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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