are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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