lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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