So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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