i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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