Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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