"it" just moved
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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