therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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