so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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