Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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