whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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