I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't deserve a penis
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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