Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
handjob tips. give me some.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I FOUND THE LEGS
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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