So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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