doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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