I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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