Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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