I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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