Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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